Go climb a wall of dicks, you candle sniffing fuckfence.

You may be wondering what a "dickwaller" is, but that ought to be obvious to all but the most intensely dim witted. Indeed, it's even in the name, so for the sake of avoiding redundancies I'll skip the introduction and merely inform the average man that if he wishes to ascend to the rank of “dickwaller”, he’ll require nothing less than a keen intellect, an iron will, and above all, enough fortitude to rival the Norse gods themselves. No ordinary amount of determination will see a man through the trials and tribulations of dickwallery in one piece.