Unlocked: Jan 16, 2013 8:01pm
It's Just More of This
Finish an episode
Unlocked: Feb 22, 2013 12:42pm
Taking It from Behind
Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack in a 2-player game
Unlocked: Feb 1, 2013 9:26am
The Game's Half Full
Play Episodes 1-36
Unlocked: Feb 7, 2013 7:03am
The Game's Half Empty
Play Episodes 1-37
Unlocked: Feb 22, 2013 12:33pm
My First Time
Screw someone for the first time
Unlocked: Jan 18, 2013 9:13pm
Social Outcast
Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
Unlocked: Jan 16, 2013 7:54pm
DisorDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
Unlocked: Feb 22, 2013 12:42pm
Jack Attack Dog
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct without messing up in a 2-player game
Unlocked: Jan 16, 2013 7:54pm
DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2013 2:15am
Overconsumer
Listen to all commercials after one episode
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2013 12:31am
Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2013 12:53am
Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
Unlocked: Jan 28, 2013 6:22am
Unicorn
Achieve highest gamer rating
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2013 11:29pm
One Teat Short of an Udder
Achieve second-highest rating
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2013 11:15pm
Mouth-Breather
Achieve third-highest rating achievement
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2013 2:27am
100,000aire!
Earn $100000 lifetime
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2013 11:29pm
500,000aire!
Earn $500000 lifetime
Unlocked: Jan 28, 2013 7:45am
1,000,000aire!
Earn $1000000 lifetime
Unlocked: Feb 1, 2013 9:06am
Film in Your Brain
Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding DLC)
Unlocked: Apr 18, 2013 1:25pm
Phatty
Get 10 food questions correct (excluding DLC)
Unlocked: Feb 1, 2013 9:03am
Beast Master
Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding DLC)
Unlocked: Jan 19, 2013 11:26pm
Living in the Past
Get 10 history questions correct (excluding DLC)
Unlocked: Jan 17, 2013 2:45am
Great Crowd
Laugh at a an easy joke
Perfect Attendance
Play Episodes 1-73
Slack Attack
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
Back Taxes
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode
Turncoat
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 over your average
DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
Quick-Draw McDumbass
Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
Consolation Prize
Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
Discover Gauntlet of Fire
Find the very important gauntlet of fire
