We are a tribe, not a clan. There is no Chief in this tribe, so we are all Chief.
Big Chief history....as written by Big Chief Skwatztopee
Big Chief GetsNoHead and Big Chief Skwatztopee are cousins. Big Chief CornholesYourSister is good friends with both.
So...one day Skwatztopee and CornholesYourSister decided to go to the bar and watch GetsNoHead's band. Big Chief CornholesYourSister had a history of dipping his wick in anything that moved...so we were a little concerned when he started talking to GetsNoHead's sister at the bar (remember...she is also Skwatztopee's cousin). Next day, the three of them ended up at Skwatztopee's house, and the subject of GetsNoHead's sister comes up. CornholesYourSister says "That is a woman I could date." GetsNoHead and Skwatztopee respond...in stereo..."No you can't." CornholesYourSister misunderstood that statement, and took it as a challenge (it was meant as a warning..."You can't deal with that", not "you aren't good enough")
Couple days later, CornholesYourSister walks back into Skwatztopee's house. He is obviously a little concerned about the conversation he is about to have...but dives right in. "Skwatztopee...I just wanted to say that I am now officially dating your cousin...so if you have any questions or concerns about this, lets get it over with." Skwatztopee paused his game, calmly turned around, and says "Yeah...I have one question. Does she take it in the ass?" It is the only time I have ever seen CornholesYourSister completely speachless. As he is stumbling over his response, in walks GetsNoHead. CornholesYourSister turns to GetsNoHead and says "Can you believe what your cousin just asked me? I just told him I am dating your sister, and the only thing he asks is 'does she take it in the ass?'"
GetsNoHead responds "So....does she?"
And that, my friends, is how Big Chief CornholesYourSister got his name.
Addendum from Big Chief CornholesYourSister
There's really nothing I can add to this... Save for the obvious answer to the question.
You're damn right she did... They all do. Some just don't know it yet.