Mmmm... Waffle (Aka The Breakfeast Club) - destined to rule the world..(wide web)
Enjoying idiots on the world wide web? - this is the right place.
we are a group of "normal" peeps, who likes to play online, kick-ass, be fun and be annoying.
So, be a cool bean and join our games and show us what you are made of - who knows? you might join our cozy creepy clan.
WOOHOO!
HAXX!
L4D - Zombies
Boomer Gabe Newell: Not actually one of the infected, but an average, treacherous fat person (Dichael) like the CEO of VALVe who made this game. Vomits on players to arouse spectating zombies so much that they can't help but get in on the action. Explodes in a mess of vomit and cheeseburgers, as all fat people do. Very anti-social, he will run away if he sees Louis' wide eyes. Also proof that Left 4 Dead isn't set in America, or about 70% of the infected would be boomers. The female form of this detestable beast is known today as Katie Squires.
Hunter Humper: Infected who were once meth heads who throughout the entire game try to sodomize Zoey and the one who doesn't get killed off becomes the Darth Sidious we lovingly know who will fuck our whole galaxy over. As with all pedos, they are unable to contain themselves with the thoughts of Bill's ass and are often heard making loud, obnoxious snarling sounds like the controllers in Half-Life, giving away their location. Attacks players by leaping onto them and rapes them until they die. and also jump off walls an infinite amount of time and constantly annoys players by landing 30cm in front of a survivor after a 61m jump.
Smoker (スモカ, Si-mo-ka in Wapanese): An altered version of a design previously proposed by a Japaneesu man, the smoker attacks by flinging its long phallus of a tongue up to about thirty metres, and using it to squeeze the life out of its victim. This tongue knows physics commonly seen in other Valve games, as it is able to penetrate the thickest and sturdiest doors, even if they are shut completely. The only way to release a comrade from its deadly grip is to stand in front of him and punch him over and over until the Smoker lets go. Let it also be known that the smoker produces a nasty green cloud. It reeks of death as one might imagine, but with a distinct hint of that bold, refreshing flavor that comes only from the finest Camel cigarettes.
Tank: Entity thrown in by the game engine to ruin fucking everything if the players are determined to be performing too well. Throws shit and takes a million hits to kill. Is able to magically turn cars, baggage carts, and any other large objects into balls of paper that can travel limitless distances with the swing of a fist. Laughs are generated if a fully-healed player is knocked off a roof in one hit. Extremely flammable and does not know how the fuck to stop drop and roll, burning completely to death upon contact with the smallest spark.
