-- Conan's Private Mafia -- [Grats on 1k CSS Time Guys]

From the Game Renegade's Server, in Iowa State University, Conan The Barbarian, ruler of all the lands; and eater of all the donuts has come to leave his mark on the world, leaving nothing but tears, and missery among those whom worship the "Spoz", or "SexyGorilla". Though the day will come, when the dictatorship of Conan, and his minions take over the CS:S Office Server Once and For All, Defeating the forces of [G.I.G] <-- GorillaIsGod, or as i believe, Gorilla Is Gay.
Why a picture of Kernel Sanders? Because HackerRanger didn't know whatelse to use ... :O