This statement is false: I had a dream that I died with you and lucas in a car accident. So we go up and see heaven (for the joke's sake lets say it exists) but we see Satan at the Pearl Gates and he says "Gentlemen, to enter you must ask me a question that I answer incorrectly" So lucas goes and asks the hardest quantum physics question he can think of but the Devil answers it easily so Lucas goes to hell. Then I go up and ask for the cure for cancer and for him to prove that it is possible. He does this within 5mins and I get sent down. Then its your turn and you get a brilliant idea. You ask for a chair and a drill and you proceed to drill 9 holes in the chair, you sit down and fart very loudly. You stand up and ask the devil, from which hole did the fart come out of. He says that it was the 3rd hole from the left. You say "NO! it was from my asshole" and you go to heaven
[dw!d] Fatass[Ћ] Lolapalooza!**: http://img253.imageshack.us/i/toomanynumbers.png/ [dw!d] Fatass[Ћ] Lolapalooza!**: 3.333333283x10^26 days [dw!d] Fatass[Ћ] Lolapalooza!**: 9.126169152x10^25 years [dw!d] Fatass[Ћ] Lolapalooza!**: you wanna try playing for that many hours straight? tN|Gets: uhh tN|Gets: i'll be preoccupoed tN|Gets: being dead and all
1:23 AM - Gets [Team Soldier]: I Gets, Known as Lucas, longtime friend to Fatass Lolapalooza, Known as Giancarlo, Do herby assert that He has no semblance of Logic, or Logical processes going on at any period of any time frame, in any shape form or type.
tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: hey you tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: tomorrow what you doing MicroJackson: me? tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: no the wall behind you MicroJackson: going to yorkdale till 8 or 9 pm tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: ok tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: and the wall? tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: whats the wall doing MicroJackson: the wall just gonna be chillin in my room with the floor and ceiling tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: ahh ok tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: maby ill go liven things up then tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: he must be tired of hanging out with them all day every day MicroJackson: no man MicroJackson: they throw crazy parties every night tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: dam sounds good MicroJackson: the other day they brought the celing from the 1st floor up into my room tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: i wish my wall did that tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: my walls are boring MicroJackson: you needa give them some herb MicroJackson: you know MicroJackson: mary jane MicroJackson: theyll liven up MicroJackson: you wont sleep for days tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: yea i dunno bout that tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: maby ill just lace them with some lcd MicroJackson: no MicroJackson: lcd makes the walls all tripy tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: yea man they bend and its toally awsome tN| j.Fatass Lola P.[Lux]: its like their made of liquid MicroJackson: idk youre just playing God if you do that MicroJackson: no man should have that kind of power
