Doctor Skrumples

Bismarck, North Dakota, United States 

SWM in under-paid job seeks dumpy neurotic for hustling, tepid sex, and mutual
psychological torture. I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, petty theft, and
self-righteous indignation. I was asked a while ago to list my personal
morals, only to come to the stunning realization that I have none whatsoever. I
have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary
air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,
agenda-driven jokes. I'm 33, but look 55 and feel 69. It would be nice to
be able to bounce thoughts and ideas off someone who isn't wearing an aluminum
reflector hat. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting
conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a
courtroom. It would be awesome if I won't hear after our date that you
were rated "E" for everyone.

YOU: You are a whiny, dumpy neurotic with a misplaced sense of entitlement and
lots of expectations.

2 Comments

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COW LOVER 1000 Mar 20, 2013 @ 2:02pm 

i do cocococococcain to were brothers

Kwad Lazer Nov 2, 2012 @ 10:09am 

I do cococococaine!

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