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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 7.2 hrs on record
Posted: Nov 25, 2013 @ 2:36pm
Updated: Nov 25, 2013 @ 2:37pm

You think this is a cute little game about running an item shop and having fun, but it's not. It's a game about crippling debt and trying your hardest to claw your way out of it.

The bank comes to your house and tells you that your dumb deadbeat dad is probably dead, and that they're going to repo your house. Instead of making you homeless, the bank fairy just turns you into a slave and turns your house into an item shop (because zoning regulations and child labor laws don't exist here) and you spend the rest of the game trying to make payments to buy your freedom.

Fun game, but god help you if your hustle isn't strong enough. Would not recommend to the capitalistically weak.
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15 Comments
mhsteamdante Dec 2, 2018 @ 2:27pm 
The purpose of a bussiness is to spread an idea, not to try to make the most money in the laziest way possible, The concept of capitalism and owning a bussiness being cutthroat does not steem from this, it stems from how much work it takes to run a successfull bussiness or organization.

There is a reason why Wolf of Wallstreet is a Holywood movie and why "caveat emptor" is a known phrase and that is to excuse the lazy bussiness practices that have ended up hurting us all.
Maya Oct 2, 2014 @ 4:39pm 
every single thing in this review is turo
Charlemange Sep 17, 2014 @ 8:21pm 
Economics 101 introduction.
Potpourri Apr 9, 2014 @ 5:03pm 
Why.... Why are you doing this to my favourite game...
Mush~ Apr 9, 2014 @ 12:04pm 
So....animal crossing for good ol' steam then...
FoundEngway Feb 14, 2014 @ 11:25am 
Bravo
Lozzle Jan 2, 2014 @ 6:28pm 
Fuck, that was funny and so true.
fpoon Dec 24, 2013 @ 9:58pm 
Certainly the most helpful review on steam. <3
Monolyth the Heretic Dec 20, 2013 @ 1:57am 
Quite possibly the most helpful review on steam.
Raiyves Dec 19, 2013 @ 9:53pm 
A game that reminds me of my life...