"we are 99% FAT"

Well, well well, what a tale about the 2 young men struggling with unfortunate social factor of their increasing belt sizes. People were always picking on these two young boys for being morbidly obese. But its not their fault they argued, that it was due to the bastard hamburger shop that just opened up down the street that was in partnership with that massage parlour that offered the "special ending" deal at the end of the massage session. The two boys were always interested what that was all about, but they could never go as they didnt fit through the door...

They both recall at a very young age that they wanted little scooter that the old people drove... They wanted one so bad they stole one once, of an old grandma. But on their escape one of the ninjas came down and stopped them in their tracks... They then thought, how can we get one of these scooters...

At no time in their lives did they think they could do good deeds such as washing cars in their underware for money, or taking other peoples dogs for walks, or even selling themselves on the street like their mothers did, but they came up with a brilliant plan! Lets get so FAT we can walk! What a Brilliant Plan!

So off they went eating everything in sight, bubble gum off the floor, baby children, birds and other fauna, until they came to their heaven... GOOD OL' MIKKY D's (maccas)

They slept, ate and pooped their until they passed out from all the sugar... But after 3 HARD YEARS. They completed their goal of having a scooter, where they race each other down the street...

And on this note! I will leave you with the moral of the story...

"Food is great, but the only time no MAN should ever eat food, is if it is SUSHI, because it is a known fact that men that eat sushi, drive mo-ped scooters, wear pink shirts and dont mind punishing another mans anus!"

Take it easy Homies, EAT PLENTY OF BACON, ITS GOOD FOR YOU!