"This group has been administratively disabled" ~Default Win
© R4S is the 1 & only Official Group for the minority of superiors with no time to be L4D~
Can you face the pace & win the race? Spank the Tank & crown the frown? Punt the hunt & skeet the leet? & grief the grinch whilst simultaniously clearing the runway for monotonic mediocre's hitting F1 behind you? ¬Because @ R4S no one gives seven shades of shit what [tag] you carry or where your clan came in ESL, as Team-based urgency doesn't determine the skill of an individual. So school-up on 'Quake' Rockets, 'COD' Rifles, or 'UT' Plasmas because teen-CSS with its spray & pray, doesn't muster.
--Group Campaigns--
R4S = Why not run like shit; when this is called LEFT 4 DEAD.
L2E = Exploits are there to be exploited; why not crouch at pace, ladder slide or window glide to hear a jealous cry.
DJS = Nothing perks up a jog like an MP3; why not DJSpam to maintain your Teams adrenaline despite their refusal, they love it really.
JACK = Jack In A Box is the Infected's kinder surprise; why not camp inside the Safe Room, within boxes or trashcans by the means of [silent] Hunter's.
MEDIC = Medics don't carry anything else but Meds; why not carry-out Medical duties, consistantly, specifically inconveniently.
SWITCH = Your friend looks down; why not surprise & perk & 'em up with pills, just before they crown the Witch.
LAPS = It's the Finale & you're still running on adrenaline; why not beat the Group records with level lap counts.
BEFRIEND = You're Infected, resentful & fallen for the opposition; why not sabotage your Teams intentions by all means.
BARRICADE = It's the Finale, you know the drill & you're going nowhere; why not entrap yourself in with anything you can scourer.
BULLY = You're in the Safe Room & insecure; why not bully a Boomer inside & punt the fatty around before taking his dinner money.
CHAUFFEUR = It's rude leaving doors open; why not be a gent & close every one you pass through, preferably in your friends face with a Tank in pursuit.
KRYPTON FACTOR = You're the first to the end; why not test your comrades independent variable factor in statistical timing, by jerking the Safe Room door -repeatedly.
--Common Quotes--
"runner" "rusher" "noob" "noob run" "fail rush" "rusher newb" "cheater" "hacker" "exploiter" "bug user" "bug noob" "kick" "kick rusher" "kick nub" "vote kik plz" "F1" "pussy" "TEAM?" "HELP?" "go play tetris" "omg" "wtf?" "idiot" "douche" "MOVE" "STOP" "HURRY" "die bitch" "kid" "NIGGER"
--Obnoxious Mic Users--
Noun: MiKe
adj; In all circumstances, bound to male sex by default. That_one_guy (or virgin) earns his new name by screaming, crying, & verbally shouting-down Internet strangers: Dictating L2P's on how one should spend their personal Game time by purchasing a mic, when ironically, is unable to play without one from being so dire reliant on one.
Your server's social reject, house-bound to past-corrupt communication & lack of human contact, 'MiKe'.
All that shit^ courtesy of с є п ѕ о я™
