Slut Face To Fuck Ass, Do You Read Me?
The Sneaky Soldiers isn't a group, religion, or race. Nor is it a way of life. It's a way to terrorize little children and get some lemonade and like cocaine and stuff. O.o
Sneaky Soldiers ALWAYS do their Sneaking on Sneaky Soldiers Servers
75.84.121.47(Wang's), 76.125.51.29(Lone Wolf's), and 71.146.76.151(Rudy's).
Password As For Password And You Will Recieve.
"I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that FUCKED-UP bar."
Founding Members: Josh Zombe_e, Tara, Aztech, Amadeus, and Rudy Waltz.
Other founding members i cant remember or have since resigned.
{-$$-} 6v6 Comp Team:
Josh Zombe_e - Soldier, Medic, Demo
Rudy Waltz - Soldier
Mista Wang -Demo, Medic, Soldier
Gir - Sniper, Scout
Cpt. Dude - Heavy, Medic, Soldier
McMaffin - Demo, Soldier, Medic
Sneaky Soldier Code Of Conduct:
1. Sneaky Soldiers do NOT use primary or secondary weaponry unless it is 100% necessary for survival.
2. If a Sneaky Soldier approaches you in the ready, attack, or "Where's My Lemonade" stance, you must either accept his challenge with a fair fight or walk away and hope one of his friends isnt around the corner.
3. Sneaky Soldiers never back away from a fight unless there's like a billion Russian Mike Tysons vs. 1 Sneaky Soldier. Only the hardcorestier of Sneaky Soldiers will not back away from an impossible fight by any means.
4. In cases of REAL matches in which all weapons are necessary and time is of essence, Sneaky Soldiers may break away from the sneaky stance and move and kill normally.
5. Sneaky Soldiers ALWAYS prevail, even when they don't. Don't focus on winning. Focus on fun and gettin some mu fucken lemonade:]
Law and Regulations:
1) Killing of a Sneaky Soldier will result in 100 years Federal Imprisonment in "Butt Fuck Prison". Redemption if you give him a drink.
2) Killing a Sneaky Soldier will result in you owing that Soldier a drink(preferably lemonade or orange juice. Kool-Aid acceptable. Add vodka if drink is for Rudy). Failing to do so will result in being strapped to a chair and being beaten with prosthetic legs.
3) Sneaky Soldiers are more endangered than Spy Crabs. Killing them will result in you getting tossed into oncoming traffic, scraped off the road, beaten and repeat.
