"Yes, it's worth it." I told her...

I've been wandering the countryside helping to rid the local people of their troubles. Troubles in the form of wild dangerous beasts. It's what I do, and I do it best alone. I have just come upon the city of Acheron, and there she was. Her name was Kitty, and she had a tail to match.
She asked me, "Can I show you something?"
How could any man say no?
She paid 1.2 million for it. Two pieces of sparse clothing and heels to match.
Worth every penny to a man who had not seen a woman in months....