Pålogget
There is no kill like overkill.
Clearly no developers have realised the potential for interpretive dance deathmatch.
So here's the rules to fight'n
First, in battle yer either killin or dyin'
So whatever you do, don't ever stop not dying.
Second, have inspirational buns
Block every possible means to get past you in corridors and doorways by your team.
Thirdly, swear, because a good offence is a good offence.
Fourthly, it is still considered manly to giggle when you find shotguns or sources of fire.
(Yes, this is a parody in case it wasn't abundantly clear)
Do not by this, croteam are an arrogant bunch of devs. The game itself is mediocre and they do not deserve your money.
And no, you cannot play this on LAN.
Oh great googly moogly this is a fun game.
Play with a friend in the story mode for maximum fun, it's a easily flowing game that doesn't need a huge amount of effort to get reasonably good at.
Oh, but one downside, no Lee Choulan, you took out my FAVOURITE tekken character, bastards.
This is slow, barely interactive, and can only do full screen or a TINY box if you have a resolution anything above a pocket calculator.
However... this exudes emotion, from near the start to the end your mind will come up with theory after theory of meaning and cause, but you will likely not be correct.
If you have any emotions you will most likely feel it in your chest at some points. especially at the end when you realise it's still just a lie crafted from memories, you'll however justify that it causes a man to die happy, one who lived a life well deserving of it, and it's what people who cared for -him- would have wanted.
Buy this, it takes a bit longer than a movie for less than admission, it's about as interactive too.
Also.. if you play this, at the last ending scene, on the bridge - there is an easter egg, the signifficance of this is mindblowing and utterly fucking horrifying all at the same time.
