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Member since:
January 3, 2005
Steam Rating:
2.8
Playing time:
9.1 hrs past 2 weeks
SkyDrift
5.2 hrs / 5.4 hrs
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Team Fortress 2
1.8 hrs / 545 hrs
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PAYDAY: The Heist
1.5 hrs / 54 hrs
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Poker Night 2
0.6 hrs / 5.4 hrs
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Colonel Horace Gentleman

Illinois, United States 

Toys Colonel Gentleman Wishes He Had When He Was a Lad but They Weren't Invented Yet:
Micronauts
Toss Across
Which Witch
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Smurfs
Clue: Electronic Detective
Connect Four
Trouble
Plush Garfield
Yahtzee
Triple Yahtzee
Word Yahtzee
Kuwahara or Redline BMX Bicycle
Family Feud Home Game
Stay Alive: The Survival Game
Twister
Scooby Doo Monster Game
Big Traks
Legos
Stratego
Uno
Hoth Battle Action PLyaset
AT-AT Imperial Walker
Kitik Keed'kak
Masterpiece
Slip and Slide
Luke Skywalker in his X-wing Pilot costume as a wee orange pilot
GI Joe aircraft carrier (it was huge!)
12-inch Chewbacca
Voltron
-Red Lion
-Green Lion
-Blue Lion
-Yellow Lion
A wee electric Jaguar that I can drive about the house
Wrist Rockets
Photon/Lazer Tag
Captain America Mobile
Super Mongoose with a chrome Murray frame and Shimano hubs
Those Velcro darts that never stick to the target, they just bounce off on the floor
Gnip gnop


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Explosive Dysentery Jul 15, 2012 @ 1:16pm 
My non-stop gaming days will never end because plants vs zombies can be played one handed!

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Games recommended by Erectile Dysfunction _

Finally, a worthy successor to one of the greatest games of all time. Like the original DX, there is no "right" way to play. Every scenario has multiple approaches, styles, etc. Be sure to explore thoroughly to fully flesh out a well-written world and story.

Leave a comment July 15th, 2012 @ 12:03pm

Borderlands is a solid game that's worth the price. It offers a unique visual style and a good balance of action and humor that most will appreciate. The setting will definitely entertain any fans of "post-apocalyptic wasteland" games, though the setting is truly a barren planet. You play as one of four characters who each have unique playstyles, abilities, and weapon proficiencies (Roland the Soldier, Mordecai the Hunter, Lilith the Siren, and Brick the Berserker). Your character literally steps off a bus on the planet Pandora in search of the mysterious Vault. Along the way, you complete quests offered by NPCs and various challenges.

The single player campaign was fun and offers some replayability, especially with the DLC (most of which is worthwhile). However, the real fun is in co-op campaigns. I cannot encourage this enough - find a friend to play with and the game becomes much more fun!

Leave a comment January 1st, 2012 @ 7:07pm

Why aren't you playing this game? Is it because you don't like fun? Do you not like free things? Does a continuous stream of free additional content really make you uncomfortable? Scientific research shows that 100% of individuals who do not play this game are terrorists and douchebags.

Leave a comment July 8th, 2011 @ 6:50pm