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First.

The visuals are nice
The sound design is pretty decent
The animations are OK

Honestly, the game could have been pretty good if there was some decent puzzles. Instead, this game is largely a door simulator, where you walk room to room searching pixels for keys and other objects in order to progress. The "difficulty" of the game comes down to memorizing the layout of the mansion, and the locations of the safe rooms. The safe rooms being the spot where you need to run when you encounter an enemy to prevent a "game over" situation.

This game probably isn't worth getting, unless you're having trouble finding a horror game to play.

Honestly super boring. You drive from point A to point B in a vehicle of your choosing. Rinse and repeat. ResidentSleeper

ResidentSleeper

This is the ultimate sleep walking simulator. I can enjoy a game that is 100% storyline and exploration, but after nearly 20 minutes of playing this game, I didn't feel any sense of desire to want to continue playing. The storyline is so vague and perhaps "deep" that I was left confused what the hell I was actually playing.

Honestly, had I been tripping on shrooms, it may have been a fun ride.

This game could be good, if only:

* Had a moderation team that did not target non G-rated content
* Allow for age-locked rooms, to prevent children from joining and to allow adults to be adults
* Allow for password-protected rooms to play with your friends

The number of times I've seen moderators ban people for next to nothing is likely going to prevent this game from actually becoming successful. It's unfortunate because the formula they have is actually pretty good.

UPDATE: Shortly after the posting of this review, I found myself IP-banned from the game. Cannot even access their website. The VRChat video of the banning also was "banned" from their community page.

TLDR of the video: Someone else's actions resulted in a mass-banning of the entire world. This is not the way to generate a fanbase.

This game is THE MOST romantic game of the week.

As crazy as the gameplay may be, and as stupid as it may look: It actually has a story, is quite hilarious, and a cool track at the end. Worth the pricetag.

This game absolutely changed my dating life and brought it to a whole new level.

Prior to purchasing this title, I was a basement dwelling virgin with a facination for my pet spiders that I kept next to my bed. I was also addicted to spending hours on horsehub.com, because I frankly was unable to talk to women.

After spending an hour with this game, I felt a surge of confidence rush through me. That same night, after showering and and throwing on some fresh new clothes, I went out to the local bar. This is when I met Janelle.

I found Janelle sitting by herself at the bar. I approached her and touched her hair and said, "Hi, my name is Mike." That's when I proceeded to explain to her how I wanted her to ride on my yacht. That same night, I brought her to my mother's house and had her bang the crap out of me. That's right, it turns out she was actually a dude, and I was actually fine with that.

Thank you Magic for helping me come out of the closet.

Great game.

The game does seem to invite speed running, which I really enjoyed doing. In fact, I hope they add a special speed run mode that will track your time a bit better.

It took me about 2.6 hours to beat the game, which included mini breaks to grab food and mess around.

I did feel the game was a tad short. Would be better for the value if additional modes for speed running are added.

What. The. ♥♥♥♥.

did I just play...

Do not waste your money on this game. The entire game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ version of visera clean-up, where you play as a house wife for 3 chapters before you learn you are married to Dexter, who beats the ♥♥♥♥ out of you in his sex dungeon, has you clean up his blood, while waiting for supper.

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