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Spiffy McPantaloons
Sunbury, Victoria, Australia 
Lucy Goosey once said to me, "Grey Goose."
So I went on a 4 year long journey that led me across continents and through the most harsh of living conditions. After suffering extreme hunger and loss of vision in 1 eye, I made it to the mysterious Westville. Little did I know it was a short drive west of Melbourne, (but only recently marked on the melways).
Upon my arrival I quickly adopted the ways and customs of the Westvillians. It was hard going, I soon had to make a living as the town sheriff just to get a hot meal.
For 3 long years I enforced the law in Westville, quelling usurpers and heathens. I stopped the great gold heist of '72 and the great balloon popping of '74.
Word travelled fast of my keen sense of justice and elite skills with a .44. It was only a matter of time before Lucy Goosey came strolling into my office with a proposition.
She proposed that I start the Grey Goose movement, she said she had premonitions of its potential greatness. The coversation finished when Lucy dissapeared in a cloud of smoke and feathers.
To this day she hasn't been sighted or heard of for that matter. Mysterious, oh so very mysterious...
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Grey Goose
White goose dicovers it is actually a nice shade of grey!
When Lucy Goosey first started the ultra exclusive club back in the good ol' days people and gooses alike were questioning her dangerous antics. Today the club is vastly popular with numbers in the 10's.
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