Jake the Virtual Hedgehog
United States
Deadly venomous snakes paralyze their victims then feast upon their brains.

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52 hrs on record
last played on Nov 1
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last played on Oct 31
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last played on Oct 31
Turbo Dad Apr 24, 2014 @ 12:59am 
If you find a beard on the table
Ryan :) Aug 18, 2013 @ 11:22pm 
last night i decide to take the time to update tfc like steam made me... and guess what, no more D3D mode so now im stuck in shitty opengl with shitty control lag and shitty fps
Ryan :) Mar 14, 2013 @ 2:31pm 
im sorry. I will retain from logging off so quickly in the future
Ryan :) Jan 26, 2013 @ 5:09pm 
Dear Journal;
Day 28. I fear by now that my time in jail from being caught by the mounties has caused snake to go crazy that I have not recently been able to TFC with him. I fear by now that Snake has become too pro for my skills. Its getting close to my due date of getting out of this place, I am planning an escape of sorts. I only hope that when I go back that it is still sgt. snake... and not Sgt. Snake^vi. from one fabric point of view to a pile of snakes race, this has been a meaningful journal entry.
Ryan :) Jan 16, 2013 @ 10:00pm 
greetings snake. it seems as though we have been out of touch for a very long time. i would just like to say you're a foggot... that is all
teekaygee Oct 24, 2012 @ 11:09pm