Friends united in the perfect symmetry of Hoofology

There are certain "enlightened" individuals on this planet, most who are unknown to the outside world, who once dreamed a dream, of returning a hoof, with another hoof, an idea of perfect symmetry, perfect revenge, and perfect respect for their enemies.

This group, insignificant as it seems, is the last known location where these individuals may be found, unortuantely, communication with these beings is only possible if you yourself have been enlightened by the perfect symmetry that is....Hoofology...