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Kyle - Dopey

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The Bong Toker

 

Hey I'm Kyle. I'm 18. If you haven't figured it out yet, I smoke weed. Saying that I LOVE weed would be a complete understatement. Damn this song is fucking awesome....WOOOOO....SOCKRACERRR, SEMI INTERGRATION, SUCK FROM MY SUFFOCATION, YOUR RAPID BURN FROM THE INSIDE, SWALLOWIN SOME TITTEHZ! That song would be One Way Mirror - Sockracer. To be honest people, I'm high as fuck writing this. I'm wearing these cool 3d goggles that make everything red, shit is awesome. Well I smoke a 2 chamber 17" bong name Princess. Her top chamber is blue (ment for ice) and the bottom chamber is purple (ment for water, if you didn't know that go fucking kill yourself.) Wow I'm kinda violent O_o who gives a fuck, anywho, that's what I smoke out of. In my opinion bongs fuck you up more then anything WHILE having fun at the same time. You can't fucking add a fucking ashcatcher or a fucking bubbler or FUCKING ICE. ICE HITS ARE THE FUCKING BOMB AND YOU CAN'T DO THAT WITH A FUCKING BOWL OR A BLUNT OR A JOINT. On top of the Bongs give you the secondest high most THC % content. Vaporizers are first and any true stoner would fucking know that. Ever done one yet? If no, then go fucking do it. Don't be a pussy about it. Also when you do it the first time, you will probably cough, just take it like a champ and clear it and not be a fucking bitch about it. No one likes weed bitches who can't handle smoke. Well I'm high and I had fun writing this. This is the beautiful beginning of what I call "High Time Chronicals". *Written at 6 pm on December 26th 2009. Started smoking at 4:20. While I stop just because I write this? Fuck no. SMOKE green motherfuckers*


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Chris- Shauna's Love...fixed it posted on December 19, 2009 @ 5:02pm
glad you liked the christmas card, i love you too bro. funny ass story as always. talk to you soon! -miss you!
 
Jay-.^ posted on November 23, 2009 @ 7:03pm
YOU HAVE COO-DEES!!!!!!
 
Kyle - Dopey posted on October 24, 2009 @ 1:58pm
I wish I could READ. AND I WONT DIE. EVER.
 
Short posted on October 24, 2009 @ 1:54am
ZOMG KYLE DONT FUCKING DIE
 
Short posted on October 16, 2009 @ 12:00am
Grats!
 
just krayz #ringer posted on October 06, 2009 @ 7:20pm
makes me horny


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SMOKE GREEN MOTHERFUCKERS!

This group was started by Kyle aka Dopey as pretty much a stoner lounge. People type dumb shit when there high and do stupid shit too. Like writing my profile and making this group :D. Anywho I do a thing called Smoke session whihc is pretty much getting high on webcam. Some people may feel this is stupid and you FEEL like it is then your fucking retarded because only a dumb ass would or a stoner. Hence why I do it. Anywho it's pretty fun actually and it's even more fun when the other person does it and fuck around. No fucking homos allowed. Sorry but that would be fucking homo and no one likes fags. Anywho this is pretty much kind of like a High Time Newspaper shit. I know it's dumb, stfu, blah blah blah. Invite your friends and maybe if this gets big I'll buy a server and vent so invite all the stoners you know to it.

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