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Heaven was a cold dark and lonely place, but, after being pwnt by Sarah Conor and Kyle Rhys Arnold Shwarzenegger found himself in heaven and amongst it's scared and lonely inhabitants. One such lost soul was a quirky charismatic fellow who went by the name of Slick Willy Johnson. After seeing the monstrously ripped muscles of 'The Guvernator' a great sense of ambition filled the heart of our hero. Slick Willy Johnson descended down from the heavens in the form of this weeks particular lolcreature and bestowed his powers of griefing and abuse into all those willing to embrace it. He had done what any man/beast or celestial being desires, he had created a cult. To show his appreciation Slick Willy Johnson then used his new found powers to resurect 'The Guvernator,' who chose to live out the rest of his days in solitude at Globo Gym playing dodgeball with Ben Stiller.

- Slick Willy Johnson's Handbook of the Creation of all

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