Wedge Bless You.

This is the official group for The Holy Church of Wedge. All are welcome here; join us as we seek to embrace the holy spirit of the Wedge. Ours is the way of happiness, fulfillment, and fast objective capture rapture.

There are those who seek to oppose the way of the Wedge. We should not look upon them with enmity, but pity. We can only hope that one day they will see the error of their ways, and return to the true path, that of the Wedge. Ice protect them, before it is too late.

We seek to pass through the Final Icewall to heaven, through the mastery of Wedge. It is not our intention to break this heavenly barrier, but merely to temporarily circumvent it, so that those worthy of Wedgelightenment may continue their journey and gain access to the wonders beyond. Destruction is not the way of the Wedge: We must commune with the ice, not mutilate it.

In preparation for our supreme task, we must regularly wedge the ice. Each ice wedged leads us closer to our goals, to the very "points," the very "objectives," that define our lives. We Wedge together, we Wedge with each other and for each other. Edging the Weiss is a similar activity, now officially sanctioned by the Church of Wedge.

That is all. May your path be free of icemines. May your stacks always overflow, and your processes always be delayed. Wedge Bless You.