FULLY CHARGED -WHORING IT UP FOR LOVE ON THE INTERNET
It all started out so innocently. One day you're playing Team Fortress 2 and thinking you're the best thing that happened to fragging, the next day you're in love with a seductive voice and a .jpg on an alltalk server. Can this really be happening to you, you wonder? It simply HAS to be your dream partner that you've met through fate, so who cares!
So you're chatting it up; the two of you play together all the time and there's some tentative exchange of nude pictures. Vague ideas about meeting up are voiced offhandedly into the air while playing. There's furious masturbation going on about the other person and everything is looking OK GO.
But what the hell? Stormclouds pile up in your head. A challenger appears on the horizon!! Someone else is MAKING A MOVE ON YOUR LOVE IN GAME? Even worse, HEALING THEM or even OUTFRAGGING YOU?? No! You saw them first! Healing them or getting healed was NOT FOR THAT OTHER PERSON. You then abruptly realize it's time to use your Team Whoretress skills to keep these juicy bits of hot gamer flesh close to your heart!! Unfold your skills! Spread the love!
And should your internet object of desire choose to turn elsewhere, don't despair - you are in TEAM WHORETRESS after all, and there's always a new .jpg on the faces thread to whore it up with!
I AM CHARGED!!!