Mediocrity is a virtue.
New Zealand 
Hi everyone, I'm currently an underprivileged young man seeking to gain fame and "e-peen" status to feed my massive superiority complex. In light of this, I'll be sure to keep all real life anonymity, so that my status quo is never truly disturbed. In anyway possible, I'll express my opinions of people, things, and overall draw of fate, with nothing more than deliberate vulgarity and disrespect. I am better than everyone, simply because I choose to think it, and I take no regard in correction or criticism because it is below me. Whenever someone does something better, I point it out, as they should receive correction from no one else but the best. I mean, I am a nice guy after all; but whenever someone takes a step too far and seeks to correct, ask upon, or seek improvement in regards to overall skill or timing, then I will viciously and unmercifully flame them. My flawless character and personality, not to mention skill in the terms of gaming, will be expressed in my typing, ideas, and rants. My grasp of the English language will always be impeccable. All of my writing will be immaculate, not a single blemish or scar, not a single misplaced period, comma, or word. Like me, it shall be perfect, and others shall gain from it the bounty of knowledge and insight that I had conveyed. Each word will release a myriad of information that only I can understand, as it is meant only for -the best.- My narcissism and gargantuan ego will weigh you down, slowly taking you lower and lower into the vile pool of disgust and internet baddies. Soon, you will be crushed by my overbearing might, and you all will realize that I am the best, that I am the true hero of the world. Girls will love me for this, and all men will see to it that they end up being just like me. After all, I listen to the best music, play guitar, football, paintball, rugby, soccer, and hockey. I have a countless amount of friends. My knowledge of narcotics is unmatched, and I have done every drug in every amount. On top of all this, I'm simply better than you, and that makes it right for me to convey every sense of indecency into your evidently heartbroken little body. I mean, you can't compete with someone who won't even take a moment to read what you just said, or think about what you're trying to say. Why should I? You're obviously wrong, and I am right.
I'm better than you.
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