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[FM] Pen0r

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United Kingdom (Great Britain)

Pen0r, raised on the wild tundras of Londoninum, migrated southeast along with the remnant of his herd last winter. His journey took on the characteristics of an adventure, however, when he was forced to fight an ogre, a troll and 3,700 paternity suits. It is a sad fact that despite our Hero's bravery, the one foe he could never conquer was his illiteracy.
He was stated to possess a fighting style described as being a direct port of Ryu from Street Fighter, the most amazing aspect of his technique lay in his ability to force his body to move by talking outloud. It was simply by shouting his movements such as "Down, Down-Forward, Forward + Light Punch" he could throw a hadouken, and aside from the embarassing incident in Paris when he made a slip of the tongue and said FORWARD, D, DF, F + LP, (executing a shameful dragon uppercut) his notoriety as a master of his craft grew.
It is written that, post-migration, his next few months were spent quitely in the employ of a local delivery company remaining quiet, yet, well known in the area.
Pen0r truely rose to global fame and reknown after single handedly solving the crisis known as the "dreaded diaper shortage" in his hometown of Londinium, whereby he delivered 100 cases of premium super-absorbant diapers to the nursery there. Ironically, said shortage was caused by his previous actions whilst migrating.

What does the future hold for Pen0r? None can be certain, although recent scientists have predicted it would involve not getting pwned on CS:Source. Not anymore.

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