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Slaughter Is The Best Medicine!
The Joker
New Zealand 
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!"
Well, hello beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. And you are beautiful. Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Wanna know how I got 'em? C'mere, look at me. So, I had a wife, she was beautiful...like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey. One day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hmmm? I just wanted to let her know that I don't care about the scars. So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves! Now I see the funny side. Now, I'm always smiling!
I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
You see, I'm a guy of simple tastes. I enjoy uh dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline! And do you know what they all have in common? They're cheap.
It's not about money. It's about sending a message - Everything burns.
You know the thing about chaos? It's fair.
Introduce a little anarchy…upset the established order…and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos.
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Let The Viol3nce Begin...!!!! \o/
Just a group of people that enjoy playin violent games, make jokes and generally talk sh!t...
And NO, we are NOT a CLAN jus so ppl get it straight... :D
P.S. since we are NOT a clan, therefore we do not do clan wars, etc... we jus get in there and KABOOOM everyone :P
Well, or we at least try haha
P.P.S. "Viol3nt" tag is optional. We jus wear it cause WE CAN!?!?!
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