Your Mom Is a Spy!

Your Mom Is a Spy! Was created to spread the idea of all moms being spies. They are believed to be the ones who gave birth to all of us. However crazy this may seem, they are not our parents. We have nothing in common with them. Our true origin is unknown, though. Yet, [YMIS] is constantly seeking the answer to the following question: if not our moms? Who are they? We have managed to get only bits and pieces of information. What we know for sure is that each and every mom out there is a spy of top secret organization which is planning to take over the world. Why and using what means – that’s still a secret. Many have sacrificed not only their health, but also their lives.

You don’t have to believe us. Next time you see your mom, take a closer look. Try to notice, that fake smile, that hate which is deep in her eyes. Pay attention to all that questions you hear every day: “where are you going? What time will you be back? Who is your friend?” All of those questions are carefully chosen in order to get maximum information about you.

When you will be ready to join us. Don’t hesitate. We need you!

PS don’t ever turn your back on your mom… backstabs happen, you know!