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The Ceiling cat Followers - Public
85 Members  |  11 In-Game  |  34 Online

Welcome to ''The Ceiling Cat Followers'' Group.

Be pleased to join to our group.

We adore the Ceilin Cat. A cat blessed with an almighty power. A power capable of everything you will never imagine.
We are people that pray and light a candle every night to the ceiling cat. Feel free and demonstrate your devotion for him..

Rules:
1-Never remove the cat from his ceiling even if he got Aids.
2-Never argue with him. You will be kicked from ceiling cat's paradise. And after that cursed for life wih the almighty power of this glorious cat.
3- Never but never try to clean the ceiling.
4- Don't try to get laid with him...

All those are rules must be followed in order to receive his salvation. Otherwise you be punished for life to live with the basement cat.

-Who's exactly the basement cat?
He's an evil soul that wander in the depth of your house looking for slaves and people to fall in his fake religion full of pure self indulgence.

**NEVER OBEY THIS CAT AND DON'T LET HIM BRIBE YOU WITH COOKIES**

I believe if we join forces together we can put an end to the basement cat.

Together we will beat the shit out of him.. >.<

Recent picture of the basement cat:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-eyes-basement-dark.jpg

The doomsday. The final fight between the Ceiling cat and the Basement cat.
http://x39.xanga.com/076f030779634185398769/m140145724.jpg


JOIN EVERYBODY JOIN AND SHOW DEVOTION FOR HIM.

Ceiling cat watches you masturbate. xD

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