Recent reviews by Joeisidle

There are only two reasons you don't already own this game.

1. You've only just discovered it exists.
2. You don't love dogs.

One of these is understandable, the other is unforgivable
So which is it going to be?

An outrageously fun racer, that perfectly encapsulates the visual and audial style of the classics that have inspired it whilst frankly surpassing them in its own right.
A singleplayer campaign, challenges and multiplayer across a wide variety of tracks, vessels and gamemodes.
Whether you're a fan of classic anti-grav racers or not, BallisticNG is exhillerating, sleek, beautiful and just pure fun.

3 Scoops of Diablo
2 Cups of Torchlight
1 Dash of Inventory Tetris
5 Handfulls of Skill Tree Building Delight
1 Tablespoon of The Only Decent Microtransaction System In Gaming History

Roast in the PC Oven for Virtually Limitless Hours Of Scrumptious Content
Then feast away whilst being slowing consumed by the guilt of paying nothing for an all you can eat buffet

4 Lumps of JRPG
2 Dashes of Fire Emblem
1 Sprinkle of X-COM
2 Heaps of early 20th Century Europe politics and war
3 Scoops of emotionally intelligent and hard hitting narrative

Stir in a bowl for at least 50 fantastic hours of gameplay
Then feast to your hearts content