THE BEST DEFEATS ARE THE ONES THAT LEAVE PEOPLE FUMING IN THEIR CHAIRS, RED IN THE FACE

Colon D is a private, invite-only griefing clan for Valve Software's Team Fortress 2, along with various other games. Our clan originated from 1947 Uganda, where garbage collector Richard "«nägger :D" Steinmann, rice farmer Andrew "oreo :D" Tran, and cow milker Benvenuto "Greaser Dan :D" Garisto attempted to take over an Ugandan donut shop. Since then, we have expanded throughout several countries to ensure no Ugandan's donuts are safe.

If you have received an invitation to this clan from another Colon D member, it means we believe that you may be a piece of the puzzle to accomplish our plan for donut-less Ugandans throughout the entire universe. However, it is up to you alone to realize this potential. Be aware, donut thievery can have a massive effect on one's lifestyle!

The Five Colons:
1: A member shall always wear a Colon D avatar and :D tag during their time in the clan.
2: A member shall always do their best to promote the clan and add more members.
3: We are not currently accepting homosexuals.
4: We are not currently accepting black people.
5: We are not currently accepting females.

The Clan Achievements:
# of game servers Colon D has been banned from: 31 (thirty-one).
# of game servers crashed or emptied by Colon D: 15 (fifteen).
# of times Colon D has made a gaming community rage: 7 (seven)
# of people Colon D has caused to ragequit: 9000+ (over nine-thousand)

"ONCE A COLON D, ALWAYS A COLON D." Greaser Dan :D (December 14th, 2007)