THE STAWBERRY IS WITH YOU!

This prestigious group is for stawberry lovers who may have had some sort of addiction to problem with stawberrys, whether it be getting obese, turning into a stawberry, or even a tomato. This group offers professional help to those who need it.

Conditions often caused by stawberry consumption:

- Stawberry-litus

- Stawberry-Flu

- Stawberry-Pox

- Stawberry Aches

- Stawbesity

And the most deadly one, Death by excessive stawberry consumption.

Research is going into discovering more illnesses which are caused by stawberrys and finding a cure, with a donation of £100 a week, we can provide research to find a cure. You £100 can make a difference!

(Donations paid directly to neet)

Thankyou for your Stawberrys