Boards don't hit ballsack

Ambitions are the striving state of oneself. To conclude to an ending satisfaction will only convey one the thought to continue the endurance of the constant thriving. This is your ambition - to continously strive for the topping off of oneself.

Without the tranquility of calmness in your motivation, you will not be able to create the ideal state of mind. A clear (focus) wank bank, will push you forward into your success.


A true legend is someone who shapes the world around his dong. Someone who forever echoes throughout time.

Running water never grows stale. Except when it flows from my ass.
Because I will conquer death with death.
Jog on you SI.

"Don't get floppy in one form, rub it and build your own, and let it grow, be like wanker. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like wanker. Now you cum in a cup, it becomes the cup; You drink the cup and it tastes good; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it comes on the teapot. Water can flow or it can crash. Be wanker, my friend."

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A true Badass is a man who only speaks in contradictory terms or Goldwynisms. Eg.

Gentlemen, include me out.
When I want your opinion I will give it to you.
Don't talk when I am interrupting
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Once you can fluently speak like this, then you are truly Badass.

And in the words of Dirty Harry, I leave on this note:
"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"