Let me level with you on this one. I played through this expecting an experience. The first 3 seconds blew me away , the remaining time made me want to blow myself away.

They say that this game pushes the power of the source engine. Which is true. I'd expect most normal game engines can only handle a certain level of pretentious bullshit. Dear esther pushes that bar to 11.

You can only walk. That makes up the games play time. Getting lost and only being able to walk. They cram more biblical bullshit down your throat than a big gulp at a 7/11.

Then the parts you're MEANT to look into this dipshit just outright says.

Let me save you some money

Idiot gets in car crash. babbles about bullshit for 2 hours , something something 21 , something something seagulls. BIG BROADCAST TOWER WITH RED LIGHT. Jumps off. Turns out he was a Seagull. Black screen.

The entertainment from this game comes from blurting out "WHAT THE FUCK" for about 20 minutes after you beat it.