:(: I'm going ham on these nigs.
Mellow: Fucking $lutz dropped ANOTHER 20 bomb
Cav: Right.... It's the 5th round.
$lutz* You guys talking about me again?
:(: Wait 4 aces?
Cav: Pubs bore me that's why I jerk it to the beach boys.
Mellow: My pubes never bored you.
$lutz: Uuhhh.... this is getting weird.
:(: Pubes you moron Fucking pubs!
:(: Someone hand me my damn salad
Cav: Meat salad
Mellow: Wtf is a meat salad?
$lutz*: Stop calling me mellow!
Mellow: Troll
$lutz* I'm going to akgjalk;ghklashgsa
:(: This meat has a vein in it.
Cav: WTF?
Cav: God you're gay
Mellow: AHAHHA Dude my fire proof desk isn't water proof.
$lutz*: your fucking crack den desk
:(: Where?
:(: Slutz why are you drinking at 9am?
$lutz*: Stop asking questions above your pay grade idiot.
Jay: Hey guys just got back from little league practice
Mellow: When did you become a coach?
Jay: Ohhh i'm just there for women.
Cav: The women at those games hack.
$lutz*: Cav complain again about hacking!

This was a completely true encounter with these idiots. Drink on!