NOW WITH MOAR DOTA

Cryout to all my bitches who made this possible:
haz, sheffy, destro, viro, mita, space ,gpipe, mina locky.








What people say about me:

"I was a fairly decent human being before you tried to troll me Uzsi, I really was. I had morals, I had the whole world at my feet. Now I'm cuddled up in a box with a laptop on the streets of Scunthorpe crying deeply into a jumper knitted by my grandmother before I was cast out of the family, and trolling GR when the pain becomes too much to take. Hope you happy Uzsi. Hope you happy."

"This was actually more entertaining than any "high skill" replays I've watched recently.

Wub"

"Tyrannoform like a BOSS."

"Korean Pop star and Armless Kung-Fu Master are now friends."

"I'll summerise this; he mastered Kung-Fu at the age of 7, a terrible incident occured a year later, rehabilitation efforts have if anything increased his Kung-Fu tenfold. There is no stopping Sam Fisher."

"Uzsibox: now with less retard, and more awsome!"

"MITA ReTurn: not nice to proud post"

"Why is every thread you make utterly terrible?"

"Uszibox: nigger"
^
"Bjorn Mastrecht: lol I'm playing a team of Uzxibox"
^
"Uzsibox: and were lossing too
Uzsibox: ffs"



"Uzsibox: lol plp kno me wtf?

Phoenixlight: No but quite a few people know bC."


"
This is one elaborate joke, but some things just smell fishy...

Over at GR.org, uzsibox posted a thread about this "DLC," but with suspiciously similar wording. The thread title and the content is nearly identical to what our friend THJT-9 posted here, almost like they're reading off of a script, and not just copying and pasting from the "Steam store" page.

Both posts were also edited at around the same time, removing the old dow2.info link (the fake Steam Store page) and instead linking to a redirect to the actual Steam store, probably in response to everyone noticing Sturm's fell handiwork.

And uzsibox, trying to cover himself by posting heresay: that bC said that this was a real leak of something Relic was working on. Later, uzsibox gives evidence of his being in communication with bC, but he suspiciously shows us a part of a Steam chat that could have been related to almost anything, neglecting to show the pivotal piece of evidence.

Well-organized is the evil cabal behind this conspiracy, but we shall root them out. None shall find us wanting."



"uzi ur shit lol"




"WaZzA: Sailor Moon ftw, infact, Sailor Uzibox, no one will get it and think ur some gay sailor in the navy
WaZzA: but i would get it, ur a sailor scout for Sailor Moon lol
Titus Andronicus: lol wtf
WaZzA: part my of my childhood she is, sailor moon ftw, MAY SHE LIVE ON FOR 10 000 YEARS!
WaZzA: A THOUSAND YEARS OF SALIR MOON!
WaZzA: the end"


"From Uszibox(a.k.a.: Attila the Hun): Viktor Orban's 2nd cousin. " -DerpRadix



"iNF | Ice @sc2 is cool: come pleh dow2 again
iNF | Ice @sc2 is cool: plox
iNF | Ice @sc2 is cool: plox
iNF | Ice @sc2 is cool: plox
iNF | Ice @sc2 is cool: plox
Uzsibox @GameOfThrones: no
"