We salute Diamond!

The world's greatest american. Everywhere he goes he spreads love and herpes. Here's a few guidelines that we hope he will follow if he is told it enough:

1) No one, ESPECIALLY YOU, will make any law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

2) Use your brain before ever putting fingers to keys.

3) Never insult someone who's been active in any group longer than you have. You may as well paint a damn target on your back.

4) You aren't going to win any argument that you start.

We don't like you. We don't want you here. We never will. Save us all the trouble and go away.