Quote from a battle medic.


"Why? Why should we heal you? To you we’re just being used. When we tell you there is a pyro or a heavy on us, you will just ignore us. Then when we die you just wait for us, you don't keep us alive at all. You don't care how many times we die, all you care about is receiving the uber/kritz so you can get to the top of the board.

The reason why we battle medic is because ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ won't keep us alive. That is why we heal other medics, because they can heal us and buff us. In my battle medic history I have noticed that another medic can keep me alive and I also keep him alive.

I only heal my team mates when I am in a PUG because they take every hit coming my way so I can stay alive. Last time I checked if I die because they won't help get the pyro off my ass while simultaneously making sure he stays alive, he will ♥♥♥♥♥ at me on why he did not stay alive.


So, to all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that complain when a medic is not shoved up your ass.

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.

Use a dispenser."
-Dr. Karl Brandt