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March 29, 2004 Steam Rating:
10 Playing time:
123.4 hrs past 2 weeks 
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Left 4 Dead - Join
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2...
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You must love or fear the egg!!!
Johny
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The Big Bad Rotten Egg.
Big because...
Bad because...
Rotten because...
The 10 Command Commandments in Left 4 dead (credit to a certain post on the steam forums);
1. Online gaming is serious business - if you are losing, remember to berate your teammates and tell them how much they suck.
2. Noobs are scum - People who are new to a particular game are terrible vermin who you should not fraternise with. These subhumans are known as noobs and they are the pariahs of online gaming. You, however, were never a noob.
3. If a feature in a game is popular/effective, it is cheap - If you do use them, you are cheap and will become a noob.
4. If anything kills you at all, it is cheap - If someone shoots you to death using nothing but a pistol and with his eyes closed, he is being cheap. Cheap is one of the most brutal insults after noob.
5. If you are losing, it is because of lag - Lag is a process whereby everyone in the game becomes better than you thanks to the Internet helping them become cheap. The Internet does this a lot, but never affects the enemies you kill yourself, because you have skills.
6. If you are losing badly, it is because they are hacking - Losing a little is one thing, that's just lag conspiring to keep your ownage levels down, but lag can only help the noobs cheaply beat you so much. If you are losing to such a point where not even your lag-pwning skill seems to be making a difference, well there's only one solution, and it's not that they are better than you -- it's that they are hacking.
7. Singing during game is awesome - Try to sing as loudly and obnoxiously as you can into your headset, your fellow gamers really care what your musical interests are and will applaud your tasteful selection of tracks.
8. Calling people naggers is both original and hilarious - Nobody has EVER thought of calling people naggers online. You are going to be so edgy if you capitalize on this opportunity, do it all the time and your popularity will skyrocket.
9. Team members who score are kill stealers - Every opponent is a victim waiting to die by your hand alone, and if anybody dares attack them before you, they are a kill stealer. Only you may have the glory of the kill, and woe betide anybody caught attacking at the same target as you.
10. You are among the best players around, at the top of the food chain - You know everything there is to the game, if anyone plays well at the game then they are on par or nearly at your playing level but not better.
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You are EGGTASTIC ! ! !
Stop guys, you make me blush! ;) And of course you are my super hero, eggy! To tell you the truth...*lowers her voice* I was afraid aye* might have been jealous if I told him the truth
Yeah Sharon den Adel is pretty damn hot, almost as hot as femke ;P
My girlfriend saw my playtime the last 2 weeks and she went a bit crazy. So I told her im one of the less active players and showed her your playtime. Her response was "OMG you'r like zombiez". haha
I said what what.... :D
Hahahaha, I wonder how that will look like.... Perhaps a mix between a sexy looking clown/monkey, wearing granny pants? ;) (PS: check out aye's profile ;) )
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