You dont wanna know us

We are the Ranheim Retards, we emerged from the ruins of Chernobyls reactor 4 on 26th of march 1986 to conquer the world with a mutant army. We seek battle against GWAR, Terminators, Aliens, Zombies, German Goo Girls, MegaFritzl, Windows, and your mom.


Centuries of carnage
Centuries of chaos yet unfolding
A planet built on bone
Spinning in a space
Unmolded

Armies are arrayed
Like toys on tabletops its almost funny
Bodies raped and flayed
The sea is red with blood the sky is sunny

Immortal!
Corrupter!

Your entrails are displayed
Upon a rack we break the bones within you
Your fighters are dismayed and wonder if it is wise to continue
To resist my will
The babies that I bake fill a volcano
Im clogging up the kill
My wretched baby paste requires Drano

Im out of my mind
Immortal Corrupter
Malignance defined
Chew the womb, seal the tomb, leave the dead behind
Immortal Corrupter
Dagger of the mind

The betrayer is enraged
His mask is gone his crimson hauberk cloven
His brains they are arrayed
Amongst the ruin of the lies hed spoken

Immortal!
Corrupter!

And if I was a sperm
Id consecrate my germ and then continue
And if I was a worm
Id find a way that I could crawl up in you

Crawl up in you!

And if I was a sperm
Immortal!
And if I was a worm
Corrupter!
If I was a sperm, if I was a germ

Im out of my mind
Immortal Corrupter
Malignance defined
Immortal Corrupter
Dagger of the mind