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or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I
cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to
go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
-- Mark Twain
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Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test. -- Calvin
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I don't know why we're here, I say we all go home and free associate.
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Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
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We place two copies of PEOPLE magazine in a DARK, HUMID mobile home.
45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head!
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I used to think I was a child; now I think I am an adult -- not because
I no longer do childish things, but because those I call adults are no
more mature than I am.
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
-- G.K. Chesterton
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