Everyone always asks me, "Knifey, how are you so pro at L4D?" Well, I've kept it a secret long enough. So here it is:

I'm so pro because I like to imagine that I am a plantation owner and Louis is a runaway slave trying to escape to the North while the other survivors are sympathizers merely attempting to aide him in his flee. I've found that this provides sufficient motivation to accelerate the pwnage in anybody. I cant have slaves fleeing my fields! What of the cotton?

There you go. No need to thank me. Now go be pro!