Who's awesome? YOU ARE!! FUCK!!

THIS CLUB IS FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TRULY FUCKING AWESOME THEY ARE.

HERE'S HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOU'RE CUT OUT FOR THIS SHIT:
- You can naturally make the Awesome Smiley face and hold it throughout the day.
- You tell handicap people in line to hurry the fuck up.
- You told your Valentine TITS OR GTFO. Bonus points if you're a woman.
- You hospitalized yourself from trying something you saw in a hentai. DAMN!
- You rage quit before the game even starts. FUCK!


HERE'S HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOU NEED TO TURN AROUND AND GO HOME:
- You tell Chuck Norris jokes. Get that shit out of here.
- You dressed as the Joker last Halloween.
- You read Japanese Manga books in public.
- You eat Gummy Bear Vitamins. What the fuck?
- You actually use Wii Fit to get in shape.
- Your uncle felt you up and you cried.
- You generally fail at everything you do.
- You are Tom Cruise.

GOD DAMN FUCK SHIT ARE YOU IN OR OUT?!