neoprene for woodland creatures
Now that you know what NFWC stands for you are probably asking yourself what it is all about. Well, imagine a squirrel with body glove surfing shorts on, strutting around the beach and pulling all the sexy other woodland creatures that are chilling there. Necking the odd bewski. Liberally applying sun block to some of the albinos. You getting the picture now?So why?Well, NFWC was formed 4 years ago by two happy go lucky noobs named Muppet and FUBES. The thing was we were crap. Could not hit a cows arse with a banjo at 2 paces. In a bid to get some credibility in the community we formed NFWC, the original ranks taken from the best players on the old Demon 1.5 servers. We were just about ready to pwn anything that moved when shazzam. 1.6 arrived. The whole thing went belly up and we all went our separate ways. Well, to cut a long story short, after being in the wilderness for 12 months we have all decided to return to our ancestral woodland home and reform this happy go lucky clan.
Can I join NFWC?
No, but you can be invited. We do not have an open door policy I am afraid. This is more for your protection than our elitism. We have some strange types in here, and the weak minded amongst you could end up in therapy with unlimited exposure.
What games do you play?
Mostly drinking games. It involves a lot of Vodka that we have found, by scientific research, blocks the pain of real life to a degree that enables you to suspend your disbelief long enough to enjoy playing on our servers. Oh, you mean what HL Mods do we play? Well, we play 1.6, CZ and CSS.
Anything Else You Need to Know?
We are fun loving, hard fraggin, stylishly dying set of players. The admins are Gods, and will act as such, without reproach. All we ask is that you try your best, have fun, and don’t take offence at anything that occurs on the servers. If you do then we hope you will enjoy your CS experience somewhere else, it is not like you do not have a choice in the matter. Enjoy your stay, and DO NOT FEED THE WILDLIFE!
