Pimpy Strussel
A Pimp Named Strussel   Sacramento, California, United States
 
 
**Have an impersonator. If you dont see Arcana Federal Casemaker and Brainiac's Hairpiece, 13 year steam badge, 7k plus hours of tf2...its not me! Also have no alias's.

Collect Federal Casemaker's and Brainiac's Hairpiece's

Admin For Vatican City Trade Servers. Mainly on the Unusual Trade Server. Come by anytime and say hi!
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Recent Activity

7,980 hrs on record
last played on Mar 29
122 hrs on record
last played on Mar 14
128 hrs on record
last played on Dec 4, 2016
-GoV-Merp Mar 19 @ 3:50pm 
I got a tiny dick
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Pimpy Strussel Mar 19 @ 3:42pm 
Just shopping for your birthday merp....jeez. Ungrateful bastard!
-GoV-Merp Mar 19 @ 3:29pm 
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
-GoV-Merp Mar 9 @ 5:20pm 
Pimpy Humper
my name is bob Feb 9 @ 5:33am 
i love you
Chokapik Jan 1 @ 5:40pm