Got that pesky old Rage Quit Itch? Well we have the 12 step plan to make it go away!

We have a 12 step program to make that pesky old rage be a thing of the past!

1. Don't suck. If you're just as bad as your team you're just as much to blame for their incompetence!
2. Help your teammates out if they're new, don't just be an elitist dick, teach them how to play.
3. Don't go off alone! You're not a one man wrecking machine, you're a soft bag of delicious zombie food.
4. For Christ's sake at least stay past the first 5 minutes of the first map.
5. When in doubt, smack and shout. Make sure your teammates know what's happening to you, don't just expect them to know. Smacking also works better than unloading an auto shotty into a pounced opponent.
6. Pay attention! Make sure noone is being pounced or smoked. Also check where you are, don't lag behind.
7. Heal your friends! If they're low on health and don't have a med kit why not spare yours? You kick ass anyway, you're almost at the end of the map and you're at 98 health!
8. If everyone else is using the auto shotty why not use something with a little bit of range eh? Help out with them far away enemies.
9. Hey guess what? We all have ears so DON'T SCREAM AND WHINE. We get it, everything is bullshit when it happens to you.
10. Well look! You got pounced and killed. Please don't leave, we're not done with the game. What's the point of leaving every game you play as soon as you die? Finishing a game you're doing poor in teaches you how to do better in the next one.
11. If you don't have a mic, buy one, they're like 15 dollars on amazon. After purchasing mic please refer to step 9 for proper usage.
12. Remember! Teamwork makes the dream work! If you work together and communicate well it will show in game.

By following these 12 simple steps you, and yes I mean YOU, can get rid of that mean old rage and become a normal member of the Steam community! Without all the anxiety about having to quit a game as soon as you die you can sit back and enjoy a game like any other normal person! Instead of being like those whiny, hyperskilled, 14 year olds with crackly voices, join RAA and get started on your 12 steps to success!

It's just a game! Enjoy yourself!