Please Help us stop the mindless mattress violence!

Zem is an affable, yet quite stupid, swamp dwelling mattress (probably of very high quality) who flollops around Squornshellous Zeta. Note that ALL mattresses on Squornshellous Zeta are name Zem which are hunted and killed for their mattress like qualities...But globbering is kept to a minimum because it is unknown which or when a Zem is taken away to be slept on. So if you're floopy for a Zem and enjoy discussing the weather, this is the group for you!