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[als-] ButtTosser
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I only kind of like cookies
Jewish
Chicago, Illinois, United States 
I don't give a shit what kind of happilymarriedbeatleslovingstampcollecting uncle you have - my uncle wears shirts with holes, scratches himself at weird places and smells like goat cheese and I love him for that damnit. He's also bald except for the bit of fluffy hair behind his ears that he sometimes strokes when he tries to recall stuff and he has a dog named Bingo one of his girlfriends once left in his basement - my uncle only mentions the women in his life when he's drunk anyway and then he keeps stroking his hair cause he forgot their names. He talks about infinity and love and gives me small packages with white powder to hide from my mom. While we're watching naked women on TV he tells me about the inevitability of all things and I listen to him and admire him cause I love my uncle. He grins when my mom calls him a bastard, grins when he takes me on his lap to tell me about all the stupidity in this world, grins when he drops me on the floor, grins when he watches TV and grins when he passes out late at night. My uncle is weird and sick but most of all utterly cool.
I mean, he is full of those strange phrases that really don't make much sense but must have some hidden, deeper meaning. Sometimes I try to copy them to impress the kids in my class but it never sounds as good as wh
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Clan Of The Dead Goat (Forum group) - Public
A place for CDG forum members to piss about
For people who are member sof the clan of the dead goat forum who post there regularly. This is not do with the actual "clan" and is not an "official" group.If yer can see the avatar it's actualluy not of a dead goat but a dead sheep, but it was the best picture of a dead goat(ish) animal I could find. If someone wants to PS goat features onto it, feel free to do s0.p.s. sorry for the buggered url having the wrong abbreviation, that's me and silly typing skills - ArmedAndDangerous
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