The Greatest Country in the World
First, let's get some of the obvious truths out of the way. America is the GREATEST country in the world. I don't know what all this hogwash is about America being a "once great nation". Once great nation? Horseshit! America was, remains, and will continue to be the GREATEST country in the world.
This is a group for all those true Americans out there that have the red, white, and blue pumping through their veins. Be sure to patriotically serve your country by adding the [USA] tag to your name and chanting "USA!" in any situation that calls for it (is there ever a situation that doesn't?). Be sure to invite any of your friends as well, but only if they're true Americans.