GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: 'You're next.'


Calling an Illegal Alien an "undocumented immigrant"
is like calling a Drug Dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"



'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'-Ronald Reagan



Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass whoopin'.