Some faggot on the internet that likes actual games. Not your dudebrah and/or casual crap churned out every 8 months. This also includes weeaboo garbage. Not that I don't enjoy a decent kusoge every now and then.
It seems your adventures are going well... To a point. I feel a twinge of worry when I watch you nowadays... Remember the maxim, 'more haste, less speed.' Why not stop and relax? Why be in such a tizzy? If you wind up dead, we wouldn't be able to have these chats over tea anymore. It would be so selfish of you to rob me of one of my few enjoyable pasttimes... Understood?
Rivaled only by Cave Story, La-Mulana is the best side-scroller on Steam.
- Huge Game (20+ Hours of gameplay)
- Many extra collectibles, one of which from an insanely difficult optional dungeon
- Some of the best BGM I've heard in years
- Very High difficulty both in combat and for puzzle solving (Not for casuals!)