Call me Zeph or Warrior if you can't pronounce Zephyr.

If you want to learn, it's Zeh-Fur, not Zee-Fur, Zeh-Free, Zee-Free, Zeh-Fire or Zomp.







Hey,

I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader,
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzzie from Canada, although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'About', not 'A boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping not policing.
Diversity not assimillation,
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A touque is a hat,
A chesterfield is a couch,
And it is pronounced 'Zed', not 'Zee', 'Zed'.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
The first nation of hockey,
And the best part of North America.

My name is James, and I am Canadian.

http://www.youtu.be/BRI-A3vakVg

Bitch please.

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Croob: no sluts are avabile and i wana ttt lol
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Spectre: Does chloroform instantly knock you out?
Spectre: It always works for me when my bf wants to play rape
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Commander John Crichton: What time is it way down in Zephyr town?
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[TG] ZephyrWarrior: how old are you
[TG] ZephyrWarrior: mittens said hed buy me a $5 game if i found out
iAcei: Who asked
iAcei: tell him
iAcei: yes
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[TG] Syndicate: how full is it?
[TG] ZephyrWarrior: 21/21
[TG] Syndicate: goddamnit
[TG] Syndicate: make someone rage quit